Remote controls with FACES #1: A remote control with a face
Let's go into an even more obscure sub-niche of things people didn't even like to begin with. This will please management no end.
"I found myself bored while holed-up in a hotel room the night before my wedding. Instead of, say, cleaning my shoes, ironing my shirt or learning how to tie my tie properly, I decided to watch Newsnight and see what sort of batteries all the room's remote controls had in them."
"The batteries were all standard issue and rather dull, but I didn't half enjoy myself acting out elaborate battery-eating scenarios with this cheery chap and his big, hinged mouth. Please don't use my real name, as the wife probably wouldn't like to know the terribly unromantic details of the hours preceding the BIG OCCASION - Xxxx Xxxxxxx."
"I found myself bored while holed-up in a hotel room the night before my wedding. Instead of, say, cleaning my shoes, ironing my shirt or learning how to tie my tie properly, I decided to watch Newsnight and see what sort of batteries all the room's remote controls had in them."
"The batteries were all standard issue and rather dull, but I didn't half enjoy myself acting out elaborate battery-eating scenarios with this cheery chap and his big, hinged mouth. Please don't use my real name, as the wife probably wouldn't like to know the terribly unromantic details of the hours preceding the BIG OCCASION - Xxxx Xxxxxxx."
Item posted at 12:28 PM
4 Comments:
It's a robot Beaker! Kill it!
I'd just like to point out that there is a gay dating banner ad on the homepage. Just saying.
Err Dean, it's actually free gay dating. Can we at least make sure the facts are straight.
I don't know what my point is.
Yes apparently the ads on this site are the new-fangled ones which display dependent on the reader's browsing history.
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