Thursday, August 28, 2008

Those "Miss IFA" photos in full

Go on, then. We cannot resist the lure of (a) promotional photography and (b) women standing in the vicinity of white goods while wearing inappropriate footwear.

This is Miss IFA, official mascot of the IFA. The Germans are doing some technologically marvellous work out there right now. You will forgive us if we don't caption each one individually. There are 32 of them and they're all of the same woman. It'd be a bit hard.

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

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Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

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Whoops, how did that get in here?

Miss IFA, German outdoor exhibition

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Good. That's that taken care of. For a moment there we considered not doing all of them, and maybe not even doing ANY of them. We are glad we went for doing all of them, even if it does make the site a bit inaccessible to newcomers. Not that there are ever any newcomers.

It's been a long day.

23 Comments:

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Wow.

Only got as far as #4. I'm exhausted !

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Blogger Badben said...

in picture... oh I don't know, 23 or something:

She's about to be KILLED by a falling cabinet! This will surely rock the Holding World to it's core, the consequences will be felt for years. Only the makers of reinforced cabinet brackets will be happy about this. She's still looking cheerful about it though.

3:39 PM  
Blogger magnetite said...

Look at how much her ruddy Germanic form sinks into the otherwise unyielding ground. Would, but I suspect that she'd tense up like any other dense non-euclidean substance as I attempted it - like cherry-coloured custard.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Category said...

@Badben - I thought she was trying the Western equivalent of the leviation hold; she may not have full ground clearance, but still VERY impressive for such a weighty thing-being-held.

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Anonymous Organthruster said...

My nephew ate a tub of play-doh and his poo came out the same colour as her hair.

4:17 PM  
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Nice dominatrix pose with that filthy vacuum cleaner.

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Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Those zombies are performing the levitation hold from ABOVE with only the gummy tips of their fingers!

Holding world will never be the same again. The suspense is killing me

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She certainly knows how to hold a pair of balls...

bkuuirlg - the noise she would surely make after emptying the contents of the aforementioned balls...

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a lovely woman!

Sorry, I can't think of anything crude to say :'(

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Magnetite - I assume you mean non-Newtonian substance.

Also, I want to know what she's holding that's invisible in the last pic.
If it's German it's bound to be reliable... and probably for trying to take over the world.
Again.

5:18 PM  
Blogger magnetite said...

@the clever(est)anonymous

Quite right there. It's only non-euclidean when its made from tramps blood and the powdered bones of illegally exhumed mathematicians. I tug my forelock in your direction, sah! She's still a heavy fucker though.

5:24 PM  
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...

WTF! Give a woman a shiny surface and she has to check the old plaster of paris is still caked on alright, dozy moo!

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Franssu said...

Love the photo with the dishwasher. Perfect holding of the glass, perfect position for rear entry...

6:33 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

She's no Susi from Shiny Shiny, but I've still managed to waste about a gallon on her already. Wikkid!

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Blogger Badben said...

tunbridge - "those zombies..."

You made some of my coffee come out of my nose. It hurt quite a lot, but nice one

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Blogger Brian said...

Is it just me, or does that woman appear to be trying to force large objects into her eye socket and then her vag? Its just me isn't it?

7:02 PM  
Blogger Smallbrainfield said...

All that smiling and grinning is unnerving and put me off about halfway down the page.

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