Vinergy of UNKNOWN size
It's an ultra-rare A23. Looks a bit like a CR123 designed for cameras, like the army of Great Powers we have assembled - yet are still to actually use because we don't own anything that specialist. Phorenzik sent this in four months ago. It got a bit lost.
"I found this little beauty at work the other day. It looks like a regular double A battery, doesn't it?"
"You're WRONG! It's actually one of those cocky little fuckers that thinks they're better than regular sized batteries! I've included a picture with a 5p coin for size comparison. I would've used a pound coin but I only had a £2 pound coin, a 50p coin, three 2p coins, two 1p coins, four 20p, coins, and a 10p coin on me at the time. That's every fucking coin EXCEPT the one I wanted. This is like the story of my life in coin form. At least I have £3.53 though, so it's not all bad. Look at the smarmy little bastard. He's loving all the attention. That's it. Cheerio then - Phorenzik."
"I found this little beauty at work the other day. It looks like a regular double A battery, doesn't it?"
"You're WRONG! It's actually one of those cocky little fuckers that thinks they're better than regular sized batteries! I've included a picture with a 5p coin for size comparison. I would've used a pound coin but I only had a £2 pound coin, a 50p coin, three 2p coins, two 1p coins, four 20p, coins, and a 10p coin on me at the time. That's every fucking coin EXCEPT the one I wanted. This is like the story of my life in coin form. At least I have £3.53 though, so it's not all bad. Look at the smarmy little bastard. He's loving all the attention. That's it. Cheerio then - Phorenzik."
Item posted at 2:30 PM
9 Comments:
Keep 'em coming phorenzik. You're getting more/less occasional all the time. Decent posts, too, with admirable paranoid grumbling.
Pop them up your arse next time, Phorenzik. You'd become an internet celebrity.
What idiot would use a 5p coin for comparison.
This image tells me NOTHING.
I used to be on the internet all the time a few months ago. Then I did that bad thing that made me not be on the internet all the time.
I've learned my lesson though.
Coming soon: Stupid Fucking Customers 2 - The new breed of thick twats!
And just look what you can get from an A23 battery!
http://www.instructables.com/id/12-Volt-Battery-Hack!-You_ll-be-Surprised.../
Oh, the times I have needed one of these bastards. FUCK YOU, CAR.
A23 isn't so uncommon. Buy a small device that transmits RF from Hong Kong and you'll probably have something that needs it. I bought an aftermarket keyless entry system, and it took it. I also bought a RF remote camera trigger that uses them too.
RE: A23 isn't so uncommon.
"Buy a small device that transmits RF from Hong Kong and you'll probably have something that needs it. I bought an aftermarket keyless entry system, and it took it. I also bought a RF remote camera trigger that uses them too"
I think that's still pretty uncommon.
... and a 5p coin, apparently.
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