1st Annual Idiot Toys Amateur Holding Championships, round 1: Californian man
We're hoping this will open some floodgates. Or at least some trickle gates. Your amateur holds are now required, please. You only have a 640x480 photo of an American in pyjamas to beat.
"I am one of your few and precious American readers, and here in southern California, I have recently had the opportunity to do some professionally thing-holding for my company, (name courteously withheld). Attached is a picture of said thing-holding, please rate and advise. I was going for an easy Preczbyk single-hand hold, but the unit was heavy and it ended up looking more like a vintage Li 'King' Korematsu! Thanks! - Man from California wearing sandals and flannel shirt at work."
"I am one of your few and precious American readers, and here in southern California, I have recently had the opportunity to do some professionally thing-holding for my company, (name courteously withheld). Attached is a picture of said thing-holding, please rate and advise. I was going for an easy Preczbyk single-hand hold, but the unit was heavy and it ended up looking more like a vintage Li 'King' Korematsu! Thanks! - Man from California wearing sandals and flannel shirt at work."
Item posted at 9:39 AM
12 Comments:
Holding tip #1: If you have a giant discolored tumor growing from the wrist, use the other hand.
Looks more like a potato to me. It's always good to incorperate a starchy staple in any tech based hold.
10/10
no picture? is it broken? also the deviation from the classing 90 degree hold can be clearly seen.
still, 8/10, i acknowledge, that being a good thing holder is much more complicated than it might look, especially if you are a man
But what IS that thing? That flesh coloured thing? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??!?!?
*runs away*
Dear oh fucking dear, do I not like that? Eh? Eh?
About the only thing he's got right, which to be fair many more experienced holders screw up, is the exemplary lack of digital obstruction of any part of the front of the unit, so for that I'll give him a 4/10. Apart from that though we've got to ask what he's thinking of with his angles.
Work needed.
Hmmm, a Thorlabs digital optical power meter.
This is a good basic hold which would benefit from more cleavage.
If Samsung made this kind of equipment it would be half the size and easily holdable in a feminine hand.
its his elbow/forearm. strange angle makes it resemble a tumour.
It's his forearm! His fucking forearm! That's a relief. I've been staring at it for 5 hours now, the horror was getting.. horrible, but you've released me. Now I just have to cope with the dream backlash for a fortnight and I'll be in the clear.
Hahaha, jesus. I did that a long time ago. Using the webcam on my laptop.
And those arent pajamas, that's my favorite flannel cowboy shirt.
10/10! For breaking new ground in the amateur holding sector.
And I happen to love his flannels. And his well manicured nails.
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