Friday, September 12, 2008

Apple invents "colour" system for iPod Nano

Apple has revealed its latest invention - colour. A clever visual way to differentiate things from similar things, the new colour system gives each item a unique look.



The iPod Nano is also rectangular - another Apple first.

OTHER THINGS APPLE HAS TAKEN CREDIT FOR INVENTING RECENTLY:
  • The internet
  • 3G networks
  • Mobile phones
  • Music
  • Laptops
  • 11 Comments:

    Anonymous Gaijintendo said...

    They look a bit leaky to me.

    9:27 AM  
    OpenID Olly said...

    Have they taken credit for inventing apples yet?

    10:17 AM  
    Anonymous Alternate said...

    Steve Jobs thinks he invented wearing clothes from Gap.

    11:00 AM  
    Blogger Badben said...

    Apple invented me :(

    It's why I think I'm really cool but actually can't do anything that everyone else can't do and also why I'm such an insufferable smug cunt.

    1:07 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Fecking Jobs, looks like one of those camp dance teachers you see on those girlie comedies like Will and Grace. Oi you fecking polo-neck jumper wearing plank, when are you going to release something useful like an 80 GB 5 inch multi-media player that actually plays useful formats like OGG and DivX?

    4:08 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It is my opinion that Apple invented homosexuality.

    4:47 PM  
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    I bamlem Jack Buaer.

    6:37 PM  
    Anonymous carr said...

    On August 12 1979, at Apple Insider EXPO, Steve Jobs revealed that Apple had created "Woman."

    It came out in early 1980 and was deemed disappointing.

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    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    What's with that Japanese dude getting offended on all the Anti Mac posts? I'm really fucking curious now...

    Macs...what's with them? I never had beef with anything computer related, got on with all pieces of hardware/software. Even gave Mac a chance... it's only when Mac was preached as superior by fanboys with no backup I started hating them. Fucking Macs.

    When are these complete set of twats going to look at facts? Even if the new ones are fast(er) why not get a PC for £1000 less that renders 2 seconds slower? And they don't look as good as some cases you can get for PCs. I want to shit on a Macbook Pro.

    By the way, I'm a music producer who has made music videos with a career in Web Development (inc Graphic Design). And I use a PC.

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