BREAKING: Sony Ericsson has released a product aimed at women!
It's a Bluetooth watch. For women! For lady tennis players! So they don't miss any frightening calls from insane loners who have somehow managed to track down their personal telephone numbers thanks to a series of lies!
That's the MBW-200 Bluetooth watch you can see there. The small thing on their wrists. Those ladies are 19-year-old Hungarian superstar Agnes Szavay, 18-year-old Danish 'Princess of Tennis' Caroline Wozniacki and 19-year-old Slovakian Dominika Cibulkova. Just so you know their names and ages. It's handy having that sort of background information, so you can add an accurate regional accent to your tennis changing room sex fantasies.
That's the MBW-200 Bluetooth watch you can see there. The small thing on their wrists. Those ladies are 19-year-old Hungarian superstar Agnes Szavay, 18-year-old Danish 'Princess of Tennis' Caroline Wozniacki and 19-year-old Slovakian Dominika Cibulkova. Just so you know their names and ages. It's handy having that sort of background information, so you can add an accurate regional accent to your tennis changing room sex fantasies.
Sony Ericsson announces its first collection of Bluetooth(tm) watches for women
It's game set and match for Sony Ericsson, as it doubles up with the WTA Tour to launch its new stylish collection of Bluetooth(tm) watches for women, the Bluetooth (tm) MBW-200.
London, UK - 24th of September, 2008 - Convenient, good looking and distinctive, the Bluetooth (tm) MBW-200 range of Bluetooth(tm) watches is an expansion of the highly successful Bluetooth (tm) MBW-150 range. With three different sophisticated designs to match your personality, be the first among your friends to control your phone with your watch.
Missed an important call or SMS because you couldn't hear or find your phone at the bottom of your handbag? With the MBW-200 this is now a thing of the past. Using innovative Bluetooth(tm) technology, the watch displays the caller ID and vibrates as your phone is ringing or when you receive an SMS. Reject or mute the call with a button on the watch or use the Bluetooth(tm) headset or mobile phone to answer the call and start chatting.
"The MBW-200 series is the next step in the development of Bluetooth(tm) wireless technology." said Karmen Mandic, Product Business Manager, at Sony Ericsson. "Now women can buy a Bluetooth(tm) watch that gives them both wireless functionality and an opportunity to express their personal taste. We're all looking for products that make our lives more convenient. With a glance at your watch you can see who is calling, what the time is and with a push of a button you can change your music or use it as a music remote control when your phone is on the other side of the room- all in one stylish device."
Designed in partnership with watch industry leader Fossil and the Bluetooth(tm) know how of Sony Ericsson, the MBW-200 series comes in three distinct designs; Sparkling Allure, Contemporary Elegance and Evening Classic. The Bluetooth(tm) Watch Collection features scratch resistant mineral crystal glass with an anti-glare coating for optimum readability and glow. The discreet, yet stylish and clear monochrome OLED display is invisible when not in use and clearly visible on a bright day so that you can see who is calling or which track is playing with ease.
Can't decide which stylish Bluetooth(tm) Watch is for you? Sony Ericsson has teamed up with three leading female tennis players to show how each MBW-200 watch has a distinct personality to match anyone's personal style and fashion tastes.
The Sparkling Allure Edition, as modelled by 19-year-old Slovakian Dominika Cibulkova, is glamorous, yet strong and sporty - created for the ultimate young and funky fashionista. With its on trend white leather strap and display with crystal décor stones, this stylish number is perfect for making a fashion statement while being practical and convenient.
The Contemporary Elegance Edition, as modelled by 18-year-old Danish 'Princess of Tennis' Caroline Wozniacki, is perfect for the young professional who wants to stay focussed on the job at the same time as staying connected. Enjoy the benefits of the stainless steel watch with its efficient call handling and make a dazzling impression wherever you are.
The Evening Classic Edition, adorning 19-year-old Hungarian superstar Agnes Szavay, has a classic yet casual profile. The stylish leather strap and discreet black face can be worn in any environment, whether at home, in the office or on a weekend away. For those who are always on the move the vibration alert of an SMS, or out of phone range, means that never again will you miss an important message.
Bluetooth(tm) Watch MBW-200 collection features:
Bringing together contemporary design and cutting edge Bluetooth(tm) technology
· Reject or mute call through the watch
· Vibrates on new SMS/MMS - and an out of range warning - when 10 m away from your phone
· Discreet yet clear caller ID - OLED display
· Play, pause, stop or skip a track on your phone's music player
· Quartz movements for exact time keeping - both digital and analogue
* Auto pairing(tm) - easier to connect the watch to your phone
· Water resistant up to 3 ATM
· Allergy safe stainless steel
· Mineral crystal scratch resistant face with antiglare coating
The MBW-200 range is available in selected markets in Q4.
Sony Ericsson will also expand the MBW-150 range with yet another design. The MBW-150 Classic is a sporty edition with a brown leather strap and white face that will be available early next year in selected markets.
Item posted at 9:31 AM
8 Comments:
Lovely chandelier. Feels like Christmas!
"What the fuck are you doing here?!"
"Get out! Get out now!"
"Call the police, Dominika!"
"Right away, Agnes. He's pathetic!"
"It was an accident! I'm well respected, I don't have to resort to-"
"Just put your hand behind your back, sir."
My tennis room changing fantasies keep taking a turn for the worst. :'(
"Ivan Lendl peeled off his sweat-soaked shirt and collapsed onto the wooden bench..."
We all have to get one. Add a couple of those little shock pads from the muscle-toning equipment the better half discarded when she realised it didn't make her any less fat. One on the back of the watch, and a few around the inside of the strap. Bluejack the watch after you give it to her - and hey presto! She'll never give you another clumsy wank again. You cab just lie back and control her stroke speed, tilt and grip strength from your mobile's joystick; as you finally get her to treat YOUR joystick with the care and reverence that you do.
Now I'm off to find out how to put wi-fi receivers in fillings.
I think the photo is telling us you can wear it:
* In the evening, when you're in your elegant gown.
* On the weekends, when you're in jeans, but no less glamorous!
* In the office - when you are dressed as a purple bell end.
I am a little bit disturbed by their arms, i still would make all of their faces look like a plasterers radio though,
as long as their arms were not on display.
I recognise the girl in white, sot sure if its fantasy or reality, i cant differentiate anymore
I thought the products 'aimed' at women were those dangerous-looking chandeliers hovering over their heads.
The word 'breaking' also helped me arrive at that conclusion.
Also, the last thing we need is a woman with a bloody bluetooth watch. Imagine asking her for the time - she'll just end up ringing her bloody voicemail
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