Thursday, September 04, 2008

Calm down, guys, it's only a monitor

The "tech blog" scene has definitely reached saturation point. That's just a cheap ViewSonic in what looks like 4:3 format, and look at them. Like dogs round a sausage. Like cats round cream. Like women round a family sized bag of Maltesers that's already been opened so no one's going to notice if a few more go missing.

'Get one of the connectors, Ethan. ONE OF THE CONNECTORS!'

We need to get a new niche. Being marginally associated with this sort of public soggy biscuit game is not pleasant.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Trilby said...

This may be explained by the wires leading to the CCTV camera in the ladies' toilets.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous optometrist said...

Guy in the green coat disapproves your comment

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

The photo comes from the Intel press room, so it's even worse than it initially appears. They're probably taking photos of a PDF of processor schematics :(

10:11 AM  
Blogger Badben said...

Idiot, you've done it yet again. I'm cast into the pit of despair for the future of our species. Most of the despair is because when I see a picture like that, I think extinction for us might be for the best :(

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what strippers think the world looks like.

11:11 AM  
Blogger bilal said...

It's times like this I wish that Enemy Of The State technology was real, then we could use the computer to turn the monitor around in 3D and see what was on the other side.

Although the more I think about it, the more I prefer not knowing, that way I can imagine it's something like the latest Core Duo resting on a pair of knockers, or maybe the latest Asian holding thing.

Or maybe, just maybe, the big scary guy in black was covering the screen with his arm and has only removed it for a split-second, so they're scrambling because they too believe it to be the latest Core Duo resting on a pair of knockers, or maybe the latest Asian holding thing?

11:16 AM  
Blogger Badben said...

Can't be knockers, bilal... Apart from forming scrums at events like this, surely the only other thing any of these guys ever do is look at porn on the internet. Why would they leave the house and their screens to take photos of knockers on a screen?

Blade runner had similar 'rotate viewpoint' technology, working on a torn bit of photo. Probably powered by a grid of BBC Micros. Beat that, Enemy Of The State!

12:25 PM  
Blogger bilal said...

But the thing is, why would they photograph specs? Just look at them! All that hustle and bustle can't be good for the text, it'd go all blurry.

Maybe it's 3DMark 2012 Olympics Edition running at an eye-watering framerate?

YES! They must be photographing an FPS counter! It can't be anything else, surely?

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Nikomus said...

You can see a tube covering the CPU, which they use for chucking liquid nitrogen on things instead of using a fan. There are heat pipes and coolers everywhere, so it's probably a big overclock or something. So either CPU-Z showing 10 GHz or fraps showing 150fps on Crysis on the screen.

Hey, at least I didn't post my system specs at the bottom!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous cup of tea said...

I think they are looking at result from some kind of oc.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Sriram said...

I spent half an hour talking to a guy about epson's SMB printer line true journo story

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