Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Introducing... Intel's Pat Gelsinger

Pat didn't even start professional product holding until he turned 30, but look at him now!

Intel's Pat Gelsinger, die-shrink division

A man. Traces of ginger. A beard. All elements from the never-never list. It shouldn't work. But, somehow, it all comes together. It must be that tired-on-the-inside glint in his eye.

Intel's Pat Gelsinger, die-shrink division

Left hand: Wedding ring. Right hand: The Intel Press Room Ring, handed out to all staff when they have their first high-resolution photograph hosted on the Intel Press Room. Only 27 are known to exist.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Sponge Finge said...

He has the look of a man who knows something sublime and will, soon, convey its infinite majesty. First, though, he will let you ask the wrong questions. He will also make you tickle him.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

If you look at the pictures very carefully, you can just make out something with a face. See? Is this a new category? ALARMING CORPORATE BEARDYS WITH A FACE #1?

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His beard will tickle you right back though. In special places.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

I used to pick him in Perfect Dark multiplayer.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Dalvado said...

I thought his name was really Murray and the TV series didn't go well so he's now into corporate holding.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Enn:

I KNEW I recognised him from somewhere

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Massive Spiral Cock said...

I'm confused; holding leads to reaction 'would', but, beard, man.

I feel soiled.

And where's my verification code? How can I say what it stands for? Have I got to make one up? It turns up later.
tobsmwb = turned on by strange man with beard.

This is a good day to die.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Martin said...

I think you'll find he was Hank Scorpio in The Simpsons as well.

Is this the first VR holding bloke? Starring in Perfect Dark and The Simpsons.

VR, how very nineties of me.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out his eye. His right eye.
You've found Maddie!

8:45 AM  
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