CELEBRITY HOLDING: Frank Lampard once again fails to deliver on the international stage
Despite sitting before an array of gadgets placed within easy reach, Lampard failed to hold even one.
The crowd looked on in disappointment. Steven Gerrard (not pictured) didn't even make it to the right room.
ABOUT THIS UPDATE
It's a football joke. We are attempting to broaden our appeal to mechanics and proper men who lift things as part of their job instead of all you IT wimps.
The crowd looked on in disappointment. Steven Gerrard (not pictured) didn't even make it to the right room.
ABOUT THIS UPDATE
It's a football joke. We are attempting to broaden our appeal to mechanics and proper men who lift things as part of their job instead of all you IT wimps.
Labels: CELEBRITY HOLDING
Item posted at 9:59 AM
16 Comments:
I have to lift heavy reels of Cat5 network cable on a regular basis in my IT job. Please clarify, am I a wimp or a proper man?
My previous IT man had a separate computer on his home network SPECIFICALLY for downloading pornography. That's very manly.
My mouse is quite heavy as it has two AA batteries in it.
If you have to get your hands dirty, it's not IT. It's setting up the hardware for the proper IT people to do their softwarey thing.
Blue Bear!!!
Never trust a man who says he doesnt like football....
Don't like football, don't get the joke. Got any F1 jokes? I'll get those.
I was a tree surgeon until 4 years ago, with a chainsaw and lorry and everything. I've still got quite large (although now a bit, erm, flabby) muscles. Man enough? Please advise as I now have keen status anxiety :(
Hey! I love playing football and I'm a graphic designer..... Not that happy with PES 08 though. Wished I'd gone for FIFA 08 now!
Lifting is just unrefined holding.
It looks like he is holding something himself but is trying to cover it up when a group of men suddenly burst into the room.
Men who lean to their right ?? were they on a boat. The bear (Carlos surely ??) is not affected by gravity due to creating his own gravity with his weight. Yeah I made a fat joke, so what ?
Please never mention football again.
Thanks.
He's just been caught having a wank and everyone is pretending not to notice in a manly "been there, done that" sort of way. Just hurry up and finish it !
CELEBRTITY HOLDING
What's with the careless spelling of the headline, or was that deliberate?
He looks like he's being made to film a video to be dispatched to the world press: "Unless celebrity holding is returned to prime-time on the BBC, these men will cut off my head"
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