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How to get ahead in business.



1. Comb your hair lots.
2. Wear a suit from the 1980s.
3. Borrow your dad's old glasses.
4. Clap when told to.

Structural building components with faces #2: A bit of the Hoover Dam

Sent in by a man called "Ric" who must've gone on holiday to Las Vegas. Or maybe it was a work trip? They're better than holidays, as there's usually someone else around to pay for the lapdances and steaks.



If ever something was asking to have a mouth graffiti-ed onto it, it's this cheery fellow. It's even supplied "START" and "FINISH" dots to show where the mouth should be drawn.

The IT Screen Goddesses 'Making Of' movie

We did this thing ages ago, about a campaign to "sex up" the Australian IT industry by getting the prettiest (relative term) women who work in it to pose like film stars.

There is a movie of it. It has been rated R for scenes of OVERLY TALL WOMEN.



"I like the bit where Miss Congeniality's chin enters the shot four seconds before she does. She certainly is a handsome woman" - Johnny.



This was the 2006-2007 calendar. There doesn't appear to have been a 2008 edition, presumably as all the willing women have already been featured. Or, as some sexist alternative blog might suggest, quit working with computers to have babies.

CANON FASHION WEEK: SELPHY and family

The printer is bringing the family together. Before SELPHY came home from Argos, they all just sat in their respective bedrooms watching (from left to right) Trisha, Aliens and MTV Base on their respective TVs.



But they're not her kids. No way does a mother of two have enough spare time to get her hair looking that nice.

New "maxi" format credit card launched in Korea

In a country where reputation is everything in the business world, show you're a serious player with the MAXI Card from KB Bank.



Available in sizes up to 2m x 1.4m.

Women storage pods

Open them up when you want to play, then put them back in the box once you're done.



Each pod has a slot on the top you can put food and the hose pipe through.

Toshiba has launched a thing

Nice round edges. Pretty blue swooshes indicating this is a device that's only for boys. Good curved reflection effect. That must've taken someone quite a while.



It's a hard drive. No, wait! It's actually more of a style statement that fits in with our increasingly transient lifestyles. Silly us.

"This is the ideal accessory for the style-conscious and multimedia-hungry 'crackberry' generation," said Martin Larsson, Vice President and General Manager, Toshiba Europe Storage Device Division. "External hard drives are becoming more like mobile phones – not necessarily a fashion accessory, but certainly a style statement. Now you can carry around, protect and share a whole library of digital memories whenever you want - with friends and family, when entertaining or for work. This is becoming more and more a necessity thanks to our increasingly transient lifestyles."

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It's a promotional photograph of the too-ugly-to-be-that-smarmy Quentin Wilson. A man that ugly ought to just shut up and go back to living with his mum and stalking female newsreaders, rather than appearing on the news as a "talking head" regarding motoring issues that Jeremy Clarkson's too busy to discuss.



Zoom in on his face. It will make you feel better about your face.



During the course of research for this incredible update, we discovered that Quentin Wilson is promoting himself by purchaing adverts on Google. Whenever someone Googles "Quentin Wilson" a link to his web site appears in the Sponsored Links bit. Isn't that interesting?

Gadgets with FACES #76: A terrified hand cleaning machine

You'd be screaming too if you had pissy fingers going in your mouth all day AND you were stuck on the wall next to the sanitary towel bin.



"Here's a hand washer/dryer screaming in silent agony in a public loo in Wiltshire. Who can blame him, obviously Dorset would be nicer" - Giles.

Blu-ray set to emerge as true next-gen VHS

Finally. The non-blurry slow-motion we have dreamed of every day since 1992.



Relive those early wanking experiments in higher resolution than ever before. Imagine the clarity of the pause. Kids today. They have it so good.

Gadgets with FACES #75: A radio/cassette player from a 1970s car

Sir Rich steps up to RUIN web site #2, with his second submission to the UKR/Idiot Toys banality consortium this year.



"It'd be difficult to express in words the deep sense of shame I felt after those pictures of my fucking hens appeared on UK:R. What seemed like innocent fun that afternoon swiftly became oh-god-what-have-I-done on seeing them again. Still, I'm sure that shame would be nothing compared to the profound worthlessness I would feel were you to ever use this gadget with face. I found it on... dear god... one of the special features on a Doctor Who DVD. A clip from Blue Peter of Jon Pertwee showing off the very lame indeed Whomobile.

"As you can see, it's a very sassy seventies tapedeck. Please note the terrible picture quality, I just took a picture of the telly. Yours, hitting send before I realise what a bad idea this is, Rich."

The sparkly fingers of a woman

We didn't realise women had sparkly fingers. Have they all got sparkly fingers? We're going to have to start looking at their fingers more instead of their feet.



She is prodding a Sony Vaio CS11. It has some sort of nonsensical light thing that the makers mistakenly believe will make people want it more than a much more powerful laptop that's only half the price.

ATTENTION SNOWBOARDERS!

Your once-edgy "lifestyle" has now been 100% assimilated into the mainstream marketing world. Snowboarding is now as cool and dangerous as ordering an oddly-named coffee. You're all going to have to start putting nails through your cocks. It's the only way to go.



His mum won't be happy about him bringing that mucky old thing into the house. "In the garage, Brian! There's no snow in Hemel Hempstead at this time of year."

BREAKING: Sony Ericsson has released a product aimed at women!

It's a Bluetooth watch. For women! For lady tennis players! So they don't miss any frightening calls from insane loners who have somehow managed to track down their personal telephone numbers thanks to a series of lies!



That's the MBW-200 Bluetooth watch you can see there. The small thing on their wrists. Those ladies are 19-year-old Hungarian superstar Agnes Szavay, 18-year-old Danish 'Princess of Tennis' Caroline Wozniacki and 19-year-old Slovakian Dominika Cibulkova. Just so you know their names and ages. It's handy having that sort of background information, so you can add an accurate regional accent to your tennis changing room sex fantasies.

Sony Ericsson announces its first collection of Bluetooth(tm) watches for women

It's game set and match for Sony Ericsson, as it doubles up with the WTA Tour to launch its new stylish collection of Bluetooth(tm) watches for women, the Bluetooth (tm) MBW-200.

London, UK - 24th of September, 2008 - Convenient, good looking and distinctive, the Bluetooth (tm) MBW-200 range of Bluetooth(tm) watches is an expansion of the highly successful Bluetooth (tm) MBW-150 range. With three different sophisticated designs to match your personality, be the first among your friends to control your phone with your watch.

Missed an important call or SMS because you couldn't hear or find your phone at the bottom of your handbag? With the MBW-200 this is now a thing of the past. Using innovative Bluetooth(tm) technology, the watch displays the caller ID and vibrates as your phone is ringing or when you receive an SMS. Reject or mute the call with a button on the watch or use the Bluetooth(tm) headset or mobile phone to answer the call and start chatting.

"The MBW-200 series is the next step in the development of Bluetooth(tm) wireless technology." said Karmen Mandic, Product Business Manager, at Sony Ericsson. "Now women can buy a Bluetooth(tm) watch that gives them both wireless functionality and an opportunity to express their personal taste. We're all looking for products that make our lives more convenient. With a glance at your watch you can see who is calling, what the time is and with a push of a button you can change your music or use it as a music remote control when your phone is on the other side of the room- all in one stylish device."

Designed in partnership with watch industry leader Fossil and the Bluetooth(tm) know how of Sony Ericsson, the MBW-200 series comes in three distinct designs; Sparkling Allure, Contemporary Elegance and Evening Classic. The Bluetooth(tm) Watch Collection features scratch resistant mineral crystal glass with an anti-glare coating for optimum readability and glow. The discreet, yet stylish and clear monochrome OLED display is invisible when not in use and clearly visible on a bright day so that you can see who is calling or which track is playing with ease.
Can't decide which stylish Bluetooth(tm) Watch is for you? Sony Ericsson has teamed up with three leading female tennis players to show how each MBW-200 watch has a distinct personality to match anyone's personal style and fashion tastes.

The Sparkling Allure Edition, as modelled by 19-year-old Slovakian Dominika Cibulkova, is glamorous, yet strong and sporty - created for the ultimate young and funky fashionista. With its on trend white leather strap and display with crystal décor stones, this stylish number is perfect for making a fashion statement while being practical and convenient.

The Contemporary Elegance Edition, as modelled by 18-year-old Danish 'Princess of Tennis' Caroline Wozniacki, is perfect for the young professional who wants to stay focussed on the job at the same time as staying connected. Enjoy the benefits of the stainless steel watch with its efficient call handling and make a dazzling impression wherever you are.

The Evening Classic Edition, adorning 19-year-old Hungarian superstar Agnes Szavay, has a classic yet casual profile. The stylish leather strap and discreet black face can be worn in any environment, whether at home, in the office or on a weekend away. For those who are always on the move the vibration alert of an SMS, or out of phone range, means that never again will you miss an important message.

Bluetooth(tm) Watch MBW-200 collection features:

Bringing together contemporary design and cutting edge Bluetooth(tm) technology

· Reject or mute call through the watch
· Vibrates on new SMS/MMS - and an out of range warning - when 10 m away from your phone
· Discreet yet clear caller ID - OLED display
· Play, pause, stop or skip a track on your phone's music player
· Quartz movements for exact time keeping - both digital and analogue
* Auto pairing(tm) - easier to connect the watch to your phone
· Water resistant up to 3 ATM
· Allergy safe stainless steel
· Mineral crystal scratch resistant face with antiglare coating

The MBW-200 range is available in selected markets in Q4.
Sony Ericsson will also expand the MBW-150 range with yet another design. The MBW-150 Classic is a sporty edition with a brown leather strap and white face that will be available early next year in selected markets.

Something on the Google/T-Mobile G1 telephone announcement

Google and T-Mobile and HTC have announced they are all making a mobile telephone together. HTC is doing the plastic, Google is making it work and T-Mobile is posting out the boxes to Argos.



If it has GPS that works without you having to look at it and point it at the sky for five minutes AND you can get one for free, we are IN. Although those fold-out keyboards are usually terrible. And what does HTC know about making good touchscreens?

Battery art with A FACE #1

Battery art. Taken off some marginally pretentious arthouse Flickr account. We'd like to list each battery individually, but there are sadly a few too many unknowns - and some that can't be identified from the colour of the rim of the positive terminal alone.



Sent in by a "Tyler" who we'd imagine to be an art student.

Gadgets with CELEBRITY LOOKALIKE FACES #1: An iron that looks like Bender off Futurama

Really hope this wasn't just stolen off another bit of the internet, as it's one of the greatest faces yet. We have converted the original PNG file to a JPEG - that part of the process is at least exclusive to Idiot Toys.

You won't see this (in JPEG format) anywhere else.



"See attached, it's Bender off Futurama in iron form. The image is a .png file, fuck knows what that is. Hope you can see it" - Alex.

Gadgets with FACES #74: Some sort of light-based communication device

Reader "Neil" discovered this. He found it on a web site that sells special equipment for people with special needs. There is nothing funny about that. Neil is probably a DJ, and found this while searching for a portable lighting solution.



"There's a bit of '1930s animation' in the eyes I think. You know, like this. Cheers" - Neil.

CANON FASHION WEEK: SELPHY CP750

Here's another batch of what can only be described as BONKERS fashion photos from Canon, designed to sell equipment to less cynical areas of Europe.



The printer also works fine just left on a desk. Or kept round the side of the PC tower. Picking it up and cradling it, while it makes copies of photographs of nextdoor's child, is not necessary.



It is still a small, white, boring square of modern plastics for people to buy and use once every two years to print something out for mum. It is not worthy of this nonsense.

Inside Sony's child-proof dungeon

The dungeon is based in a small town 25-miles south of the Belgian capital Brussels.



This is some LIFESTYLE photography. It shows that if you put a TV in a locked garage, kids don't mind the lack of light or adult contact. At least, not for the first five years.

Canon EOS 5D Mark II sample pictures at FULL SIZE

Not ours. Some other man's. He's been out and about in London, taking pictures of things at 5616 x 3744 resolution with a Canon EOS 5D Mark II.



He didn't take any pictures of women's feet on trains or their bottoms on escalators, so we have no real idea how well the camera holds up under harsh light and when being poked out through a hole in a bag while the user casually looks in the opposite direction.



This is the best he managed. There's is no "purple fringing" we can see.

BATTERIES INTERNATIONAL MAGAZINE

Can anyone spare 187 euros? It's for a magazine about batteries. It would definitely be worth it.



Imagine the amount of material it would contain. One subscription would ensure the existence of Idiot Toys for ONE THOUSAND YEARS.

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Static non-powered object with FACES #12: A condom machine in Hull

Not a very good face, but the audacity and selfless dedication of taking a photograph of a condom machine in a pub toilet - while in a Northern town for extra menace - has to be rewarded.



"If taps count, surely this counts as well. I'd gone for a piss in a pub toilet in Hull, and it was THERE, just staring at me, mocking my genitals. Apologies for the image quality, it was taken on my phone and I'd 'had a few' (this may also explain why I took a photo of a condom machine in a public toilet to send into a website) - P."

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If you're so VERY SERIOUS about the internet that being denied the opportunity to change your Facebook status to something wacky like "is having a man stand a bit too close to me" while having your haircut seems like torture, here's the answer.



Who would want hair all over their laptop? One single hair on the keyboard is enough to have us breaking out the wet wipes in a hygiene/germs panic.

Structural building components with faces

Got sent this. Like it. It may have been considered a cutting-edge technological innovation when it was originally bolted in place in 1887, so therefore COUNTS.



"I was in a bar the other week and noticed this peering back at me. Is the expression one of joy at the removal of the RSJ that until recently was sitting on its head? Or a look of horror because of the people populating the place? Who knows, or frankly cares?" - Mike.

iPHONE IMPLICATED IN POOR PHOTO
"Apologies for the appalling picture quality - it was taken indoors on my iPhone, so what else would you expect?"

Apple reaches astonishing new grammar low

Right. This is IT. This is DEFINITELY IT. They want a war, THEY GOT A FUCKING WAR. This is very, very, very poor form indeed. Your SoCal speak may well be acceptable in San Francisco press conferences full of whooping bloggers all excited by the free coffee, but please, keep it out of your official UK marketing materials.



Funnest? FUNNEST? Honestly, a line has been crossed. Rules of engagement broken. This is IT, Apple. This is DIRTY WAR. The WARREST war of all time.

Poolside Pong

On the dark side there is the Gaming Table. On the light side there is Poolside Pong. Together, these two opposing forces keep the world turning.



The official web site has a gallery, which links to a Flickr page featuring fan submissions. The fan submissions aren't as good or as explicit as you may be hoping, but it will still keep you busy until home time.



Sent in by Matt, who quite rightly pointed out that we can't not use pictures like this when they come along.



Here's another one. We are going to get in trouble over this update, so we may as well get in trouble properly.

WOMAN. LIFESTYLE. H710. MOTOROLA.

There's still a vast, untouched reserve of Motorola LIFESTYLE images featuring people at pretty much life sized resolutions, sitting in a folder, waiting to be unleashed onto an unwanting internet. Here is one.



The Bluetooth headset was added in post production. The lighting's all wrong. It wouldn't even have fooled people back in the 1990s. The text message reads DID U GT FLWRS? She won't bother replying. She is cool like that.

Gadgets with FACES #73: An Emerson IP500BK

We are cheating by using an iPod dock.



Angry 1950s grandma?

The Pro Gaming Table :(

This is apparently a "sleek" and "versatile" solution. A solution to the problem of what you're going to spend all your money on, seeing as you never go out or eat anything other than rice and baked beans.



The MD bought in his Dell widescreen TV. That model was discontinued after about four months, if memory serves. The monitor on the left is the sales director's. The one on the right is the receptionist's. She can't do any work at the moment, but doesn't mind about that!

Gadgets with FACES #72: A plug adaptor taking it in all available holes

Also an entry in the occasional series "Gadgets which look like they're having sex."



"Thought you might like this. It's an electric socket adaptor with plugs in it, and the result looks like some kind of bird that having a really good time. Cheers, Frederik."

Two of these children suspect something is wrong

Pictured here is the precise moment two children "come of age" and start to suspect that the motives of adults aren't always 100% trustworthy.



Can you see it? There's a look. A look in their eyes. For the first time, they are questioning the adult world.



There. Good to see cynicism and mistrust emerging earlier and earlier in children these days.

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This isn't an Apple photograph. It's from a company that makes Mac software and that wants to be associated with the Mac lifestyle.



The Mac lifestyle is sitting in public places and hoping that people see you using your Mac.

LG taken into custody for its own protection

No idea. The site was in foreign. The photo tells us nothing.



Are they dressed like chess kings? The LG 070 comes with SuperChess pre-loaded? And those girls are teenage Korean chess champions? That is but one possibility.

Delphi Digital models in "way too attractive" shock

Delphi Digital makes a product that keeps personal information all in one place. It is supposed to be safer, so that when your child falls off a bicycle and impales itself on a fence the nurse has all its medical details in one place.

To illustrate this innovation, Delphi hired four up-and-coming young models that IN NO WAY illustrate today's teenagers.



You may also notice we have recently gained access to an extremely hardcore medical technology news and photography source. Idiot Toys will soon be world renowned as THE place to come for medical equipment lifestyle photography.

POSSIBLE NEXT NEW CAMERA: Panasonic Lumix DMC-G1

It is a bit "lifestyle" and it is also a bit "for the ladies" but, sadly, it is also the sort of vague compromise between digital camera and going "all out" for a proper SLR that people like us are likely to plump for anyway.



It also lets us feature a high resolution image of a lady's fingers rotating the end.

Bruker Introduces HyperQuant, a Unique Bench-Top NMR Reader to Quantify Hyperpolarization

"At the 2008 World Molecular Imaging Congress (for details, see www.wmicmeeting.org), Bruker BioSpin introduces HyperQuant, a bench-top NMR reader for precisely quantifying both the magnetic hyperpolarization as well as the thermal polarization of a sample. The HyperQuant applies time-domain nuclear magnetic resonance (TD-NMR) spectroscopy, a technology similar to magnetic resonance imaging (MRI)."



We're holding out for the slightly smaller Bubblegum Pink model that was leaked to the internet last week.

Things We Will Be Trying To Blag One Of For Free Today: A 32GB SanDisk Extreme III CF card

"Dear Mr SanDisk Man, I am the very important web master of a widely-read gadgets blog (I forget the URL right now) and would like to do a review of your 32GB SanDisk Extreme III CF card. Please can you put one, or preferably six, in an envelope and send them out? Thanks."



"If you have any high-resolution photographs of women holding them or just standing anywhere in the vicinity of them, or even just of various women in your office taken surreptitiously and without their consent or knowledge, please forward them to me ASAP as well. Thank you."

Apple invents "colour" system for iPod Nano

Apple has revealed its latest invention - colour. A clever visual way to differentiate things from similar things, the new colour system gives each item a unique look.



The iPod Nano is also rectangular - another Apple first.

OTHER THINGS APPLE HAS TAKEN CREDIT FOR INVENTING RECENTLY:

The internet

3G networks

Mobile phones

Music

Laptops

Aspirational foreign LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY with Sony's a900 DSLR

Two very lucky 30-something models got whisked off to Borneo to pose like they're mature students on a gap-year break to visit some tribes. It will certainly make them appreciate how lucky they are.



She introduced the flu virus to the M'Kele people. They all died.



He introduced the cold sore virus to Chief Na Na Hayah's daughter. His testicle bag is currently sitting out in the sun to dry. Once it has dried, Chief Na Na Hayah will use it to put his brand new Nokia 3310 in so the screen doesn't get scratched.

The HP Vivienne Tam Special Edition notebook

More "fashion" gadget photography! This time of ladies from behind. Learn from this, Microsoft.



"When I was approached by HP to create a special edition notebook, I could see the design in my head instantly," said Tam. "The notebook is a true reflection of the needs of a modern woman who cares about fashion but is also passionate about her technology. I wanted to create a notebook that would appeal to women of all ages, ethnicities and income levels across the globe."



Yes, well done. You've doodled some flowers on its case.

Bags with FACES #3: A bag

This is the second or perhaps even third bag we have featured that has a face. Hopefully this won't become a trend. It is from here. Please do not look out for more bags with faces.



"If Bilal can send in pics of 'gadgets' (bags) with faces on, then so can I!" - Ian F.

Medion teaches us that white things are not automatically cool things

It's the Medion PC P6867. It is white. It is not all right.



There now follows the press release. See how they brazenly use the words "stylish" and "contemporary," clearly forgetting that they also sent out an image that MASSIVELY CONTRADICTS those terms by making it look like a fridge sitting next to a Hinari Lifestyle HDTV.

Medion's white, dual-core lifestyle PC with 22" monitor available online

Medion, a leading consumer electronics vendor, today reveals a white lifestyle PC bundle available exclusively online from www.medionshop.co.uk. With its stylish white case and matching peripherals including a 22-inch widescreen LCD TFT monitor, the Medion PC P6867 is an attractive and contemporary computer with generous, high-end specifications. The modern design will complement any room in the house with its blend of sleek looks and powerful functionality. It is on sale now priced at £499.99 including VAT.

The clean lines of Medion's white PC contain a wealth of high-end features to satisfy all home computing requirements. Based on an 2.0GHz Intel Pentium dual-core E2180 processor, the Medion PC P6867 enables users to undertake multimedia tasks quickly and efficiently with the power of its NVIDIA GeForce 8600GS graphics card and 3GB RAM. The 320GB hard drive provides plenty of storage for family photos and home videos.

For maximum enjoyment of favourite pictures and films, Medion's white PC P6867 comes with a 22-inch widescreen LCD TFT monitor offering a resolution of 1,680 x 1,050 pixels. The comprehensive audio-visual experience is supported by a dual-layer DVD player and re-writer, eight-channel audio and two built-in loudspeakers. A keyboard and optical mouse are also included.

Bundled software
Medion's white PC P6867 is supplied with Windows Vista Home Premium Edition, Microsoft Works 9.0 and Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 trial edition (60-day test version). Also included are Nero Burning ROM Essentials 8.0, AOL preinstalled, BullGuard Internet Security Pack with 90 days' free updates and Symantec System Recovery.

Availability and pricing
Medion's P6867 lifestyle PC is available to buy now from www.medionshop.co.uk, priced at £499.99 including VAT. It comes with a 12-month manufacturer's warranty.

BREAKING NEWS: Fashion and technology have collided!

Microsoft says so. Sadly, no fashion models have been used for promotional photograph purposes. We have looked quite thoroughly. If you see any about, please mail them in.



Looks like the least-usable mouse since that round torture device Apple shipped with the iMac all those years ago. Finally, a win for Microsoft!

Microsoft Arc Mouse: Where Fashion and Technology Collide

LONDON - 9 September 2008 - Microsoft Corp. today raised the style stakes with the unveiling of a revolutionary crescent-moon-shaped mouse designed to be just as fashionable as it is functional - the Arc Mouse. With its unique foldable design, Arc reduces by almost half for portability when it is snapped shut, but provides complete comfort when opened to its full size. Microsoft today also introduced the Wireless Mobile Mouse 3000, a notebook mouse with two colour offerings at an affordable price, based on the design of the No. 1 best-selling notebook mouse in the U.S.

Fashion Meets PC - What to Wear
The Arc Mouse allows consumers to flaunt their personal style with its sleek, thin crescent shape. It is truly an accessory, adding to the fashion PC trend that is taking the technology industry by storm. In a June 2007 report, "The Age of Style in Consumer PCs," Forrester Research Inc. predicted that between now and 2012 will be the "age of style" with consumer choice and personalization becoming an important factor in a purchase decision. With a high demand for style, consumers value look and feel more than any other product features.

High Performance and Style in a Snap
The Arc Mouse's elegant, foldable shape allows it to easily slip into any bag while on the go, and expand to a comfortable full size while in use. Its micro transceiver quickly snaps into the bottom of the mouse using a magnet, and is so small it sticks out less than one centimetre while plugged in - there is no need to remove it from a laptop while travelling.

The Arc Mouse features high-end details in every aspect of its design - its strong metal hinge can be opened and closed with confidence, and testing shows that its sturdy shape can hold more than 25 pounds. With the following performance features, Arc Mouse is top in its class:

· Battery life indicator shows two colors: green when the batteries have sufficient power and red when the batteries are running low.

· 2.4GHz wireless technology gives consumers a confident wireless connection and a range of up to 30 feet, even in crowded wireless environments.

· Carrying case is included and uses a magnetic flap to easily snap shut and protect the mouse while on the go.

· High-performance laser tracking offers smooth tracking and excellent responsiveness and precision.

"Arc is clean and modern, and what is even more exciting is the way it addresses real needs. It's very comfortable while open, and when you snap it shut you are reassured that it's off. If you need to make a quick exit, the collapsed form is a natural," said Monique Chatterjee, user experience designer at Microsoft. "Everyone loves to play with Arc. They snap it open and closed, and even spin it on its back. As a designer, it's really inspiring to make that kind of emotional connection with people."

The No. 1 Best-Selling Notebook Mouse Gets a Face-Lift
The Wireless Mobile Mouse 3000 delivers comfort on the go with an ambidextrous shape designed by Microsoft's in-house ergonomist for comfort in either hand, and a snap-in receiver so consumers can take the mouse anywhere. This modern mouse is based on the design of the No. 1 best-selling notebook mouse in the U.S.1 and includes 2 colour offerings so consumers can pick their favorite between black and white.

These glimmering mice also come equipped with High Definition Optical Technology and a snap-in receiver that helps conserve battery life as it turns off the power when snapped into the bottom of the mouse. Delivering an average of more than six months of battery life3 with one AA battery, this mouse reduces inconvenient work stoppages required to replace batteries or recharge. In addition, the mouse features a two-color battery life indicator: green when the batteries have sufficient power and red when the batteries are running low - all this and no software needed. With all these features wrapped into a sleek design, who knew productivity could look so good?

Pricing and Availability
The Arc Mouse in black and the Wireless Mobile Mouse 3000 in black and white will be widely available in September 2008 for an estimated retail price of £49.99 and £29.99 respectively.4 The products will be backed by a worldwide three-year limited hardware warranty from Microsoft Corp. More information about these and other Microsoft Hardware products can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/uk/hardware.

What happens when you put "waterproof" into Google Images?

Just on the offchance that something good might come up?



This comes up. A 5940 x 5886 image of a waterproof "cast protector" so that, after you've broken your wrist/ankle doing sports, you can get straight back out there and do more sports. Because pain barriers are for losers. As is healing straight.

It's manufactured by Dry Corp, which also makes waterproof prosthetic limb protectors. You won't find a narrower niche than that today, unless there's waterproof prosthetic limb protector pornography out there somewhere.



And there's a YouTube video. Plus it would appear they're in the process of creating a super hero mascot. That is but one of the things that happens when you put "waterproof" into Google Images.

Gadgets with FACES #71: Yet another car dashboard

Just make sure you're all paying attention to the road. We could do without being implicated in a series of bizarre road deaths. You can only get associated with a series of bizarre deaths so many times before one of them sticks.



"I think this one speaks for itself. The eyes can be moved the tongue can be pushed inside the mouth and the nose can flash red. Not to mention that in the dark its cheeks glow rosy red."

Woman finds washing machines great company

She is called Kelly Ripa. She is famous somewhere else. So famous, that when Electrolux launched its Premier Laundry Collection, Kelly was the #1 choice to stand near it.



We need some familiar objects in the scene to get a sense of scale here.



She could be a midget, or that could be a washing machine for doing mattresses. It's too early to tell.



Wouldn't it be awesome if she got in it?



She's going to get in it. SHE'S GOING TO GET IN IT!!



Go on! Do it! GET IN!



IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! Do it, you fucking tease.



Sadly, it would appear that an Electrolux employee warned her off getting in at the last minute. It would send out a bad message. Children might get in washing machines and Electrolux would be in trouble and associated with cases of extreme dizziness - and maybe worse.



Perhaps she never intended to get in it and was simply joking?



We need an audio feed of this crucial moment.

*Jingle* Promotional image of the weeeeek

Something Sony has invented called a "Bio Battery." It will be more expensive than regular batteries. It will only become popular with AV enthusiasts.



You have to click on it to see her at full size. It's mesmerising. Her skin. It would tear so easily.

Mono will do, thanks

Mono, through the speaker on the side. It's what the director of Space 1999 originally intended. Anything other than having to try and understand any of this.



Bottom-right is the power connector. That'll make the blue light on the front glow so it looks expensive. We have passed through the technological era and emerged the other side. This sort of thing is now for other people.

Gadgets with FACES #70: Something to do with electricity generation

Hopefully we have at least one reader who works/worked for a major electricity utility company and can explain what this robotic device is and does.

We'd particularly like to know what feature lies behind its nose - a feature so DEADLY it has to be locked away.



"...now evolving rudimentary legs. It's some kind of generator guardian, I think. As I took the photo it asked if I knew Sarah Connor. I'm fairly certain its hollow eyes can see into your mind. Its flimsy wooden prison won't contain it for long. Love from Willbot."