“NEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!”

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“I’m a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, Sarah, which one are you? You be the new Airbus, the A380. Not that I’m saying you’re fat or anything. Neeoooowww!”

An extract from Turbulence Ahead, an erotic novel set in the international product demonstration world.

19 Comments
January 6, 2014 by in Promotional photography

19 Comments

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    HorseBurgers
    January 6, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    2/10 on the object holding. It’s wrapped round her wrist rather than in her hand.

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    phorenzik
    January 6, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    Is the one in the blue or the one in black the ‘object’?

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    Sponge Finge
    January 6, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Can’t find this book on Amazon. Link?

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    Feral Techie
    January 6, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    Why is it that we’re supposed to care about the curves on the TVs again?

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    darksith69
    January 7, 2014 at 5:39 am

    So if I watch this picture on the TV will they look flat? Do the curves disappear!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    Prison Hardman
    January 7, 2014 at 10:21 am

    Not enough curves in my book, and when did holding somebody’s hand start counting as proper holding?

    The times we live in…

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    narsfweasels
    January 9, 2014 at 4:40 am

    I’m going to write the book. Or at least thieve the idea.

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      Idiot :(
      January 9, 2014 at 9:53 am

      If I was sitting in an office with the next eight hours to kill like in the good old days, I’d have done at least 1200 words up there :(

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    Men no me
    January 15, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    Is that the new model that has a longer right arm than left?

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    Enn
    January 16, 2014 at 11:53 am

    I don’t understand this photograph at all

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    anonymous[1]
    January 28, 2014 at 2:54 am

    Glad to see some of the old gang is still hanging around. Anyway, I think they should make curved batteries with funny names on them. And spelling and grammatical errors. Like from back when the internet was fun.

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    gaijintendo
    February 26, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    Either you have not been posting, or I have not been noticing.

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    Men no me
    March 7, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    Remember battery posts? Those were the days.

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    Noggin
    March 8, 2014 at 7:36 am

    Battery posts – all those painstakingly exact, well lit, mostly “amature”, photographs of everything from AAA to D and greater! – Ah, THOSE were the days allright !

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      Idiot :(
      March 10, 2014 at 11:04 am

      I have got a very nice battery in my bits & bobs pot. One day.

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        Prison Hardman
        March 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm

        You didn’t even bother posting my daughter’s toilet seat under “Things with faces”. (“Things with feces” comedy gold etc.)

        I’m going to write your name and number on the bit of wall over the stairs leading down to DVD’s at CEX on Rathbone.

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