Never thought I’d live to see the day that the egg was no longer visible on that griddle pan. One 24-pack of scouring pads and eight hours later and — kerching! — good as new.

*WALKS TO LOCAL CHINESE TAKEAWAY IN A MASSIVE SULK WHILE MUTTERING “BLOODY FAKE YOGURT” UNDER BREATH*

“Wide range of complimentary pornography available for business travelers. Specify required niche at check-in.”

…nuts… bottles of fruit juice… peppers… …celery… definitely nothing to laugh about here at all… might as well just delete this photograph and… WAIT A MINUTE! COMPUTER, ENHANCE DOOR 3 SHELF 3!

Back in the game.