Browsing the archives for the Promotional photography category

“The secret to lifting is to bend your knees…”

“BOTH KNEES.”

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March 18, 2014 in Promotional photography

“NEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!”

“I’m a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, Sarah, which one are you? You be the new Airbus, the A380. Not that I’m saying you’re fat or anything. Neeoooowww!” An extract from Turbulence Ahead, an erotic novel set in the international product demonstration world.

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January 6, 2014 in Promotional photography

“EXCUSE ME…”

“YOUR HAIR IS BLOCKING MY VIEW.”

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December 19, 2013 in Promotional photography

“Well, if it can be controlled by an app it’s clearly my responsibility…”

“So give me that. Now what’s a fast coloured? These pants are a cotton/elastane mix, so is that cottons or synthetics? What firmware number does it say on that panel? You can do your things in the sink, this is mine now.”

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October 31, 2013 in Promotional photography

“Feel free to help yourselves to any refreshments…”

“…but don’t touch the pomegranate flavour juice. He won’t like it. He really won’t like it. Look, see this scar? That was because I made the mistake of thinking the pomegranate one was strawberry and drank it. If in doubt, just have tap water, he likes that. But not too much as we’re on a […]

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October 29, 2013 in Promotional photography

Tragic Sandra Blessington returns to competitive product holding

Good to see that the terrible air conditioning input fan accident from 2011 isn’t holding her back, plus that additional third hand she’s had fitted ought to really stir things up. Not having a ‘left’ will hinder her versatility, though.

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August 8, 2013 in Promotional photography

Competition time!

Win a chance to sit next to this woman for ten entire minutes! Simply answer this easy question: What is that silver thing on the tree stump and what kind of batteries are inside it?

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July 22, 2013 in Promotional photography

The amazing fabric-shrinking power of the 100-degree boil wash

Can turn ball gowns into jumpers in one 45 minute cycle.

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July 12, 2013 in Promotional photography

“Jennifer, I’ve dropped the teeny tiny screw from my glasses frame somewhere, can you…”

“GOD NO TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF REPLACEMENT SCREWS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE ACTUAL GLASSES.”

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June 21, 2013 in Promotional photography

“It’s nice that you’re proud of it and want to show it off to people…”

“BUT I’M THE ONE WHO HAS TO PLUG ALL THE CABLES BACK IN AGAIN, AREN’T I? WHERE HAVE YOU PUT THEM? HAVE YOU STUFFED THEM INTO A CARRIER BAG AND ARE THEY VERY TANGLED?”

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June 10, 2013 in Promotional photography