Browsing the archives for the Promotional photography category

Advanced Photoshop Tutorial

Today we’ll be giving you a look at how the online world edits images, using a popular photo manipulation tool known as Photoshop. It’s the secret the celebrities use to help them keep looking young and also how they construct complicated drawings, like pictures of proposed skyscrapers and cars that don’t yet exist. This is […]

June 3, 2013 in Promotional photography

Diet tips of the stars revealed

Fizzy miso soup, for that satisfying blend of sweet and savoury and a comforting bloated tummy feeling.

May 31, 2013 in Promotional photography


“If you even so much as THINK about turning the heating on so you can stand there like that I swear I will go out and dig through the gas pipes myself. It’s the 9th of MAY and therefore never so cold that a jumper and some good socks can’t fix it. Still, glad to […]

May 9, 2013 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

LG C100 Cheese Fridge. Chuck it in through the top swing lid, take it out of the bottom and apply to/put between toast when needed. Red one comes with a curved bottom for safely controlling tricky edams. Yellow operative available by special arrangement with local supplier.

May 6, 2013 in Promotional photography

The Winged Beast of One Million Eyes

No one’s showing off the back of the device, leading us to suspect this elaborate display has been designed to detract our attention from a proprietary operating system. 6/10.

April 22, 2013 in Promotional photography

Best Achievement in Colour/Whites Separation

She’s now cleared to move up to the trickier “woollen” category.

March 22, 2013 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

The left one makes the wafers, the right one applies the chocolate. Cut to size (attachment due Q3) for the ultimate in bespoke Kit Kats. But don’t do it on the carpet until you’ve got good at it.

March 19, 2013 in Promotional photography


“I suppose it’ll have to be eggs curry. Please tell me there’s rice in one of those containers.”

March 14, 2013 in Promotional photography

“Self-leveling dual-chamber with integrated charge control…”

“…the very latest Printronic live greyscale adjustment sensors feeding out to a double redundant tray alongside in/out jam warnings with user-selectable notification tones and always-on low alert warnings monitored 24/7 by in-house logistics resulting in 99.8% guaranteed uptime when printing the representative average number of pages per day all backed by our two-year on-site maintenance […]

March 11, 2013 in Promotional photography

“I’m sorry, I wasn’t expecting visitors, I usually have much more…”

“…I mean, I usually have lobsters and watermelons, I wasn’t expecting… usually there are vegetables and water in here and… not just beer and cheese. Been a bit busy to get to the shops to buy my usual carrots and… the other fresh things that I usually eat all the time. This isn’t really representative […]

March 8, 2013 in Promotional photography