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Apple Pretends to Invent…

EPISODE 48: The concept of saving documents so if they break you have a “saved version” to return to. Genius. Got to get one of those new Apples. Pic via the Big E.

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June 6, 2011 in Real things in shops, Stupid Products

Apple Pretends to Invent…

EPISODE 47: THE COLOUR ‘WHITE’. Probably also the first company to produce a “round button” too.

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April 27, 2011 in Real things in shops

The Chris Evans iPad case

“Chris Evan’s career has been depicted in four life stages representing his stints on TV and Radio for The One Show, Big Breakfast and BBC Radio 2″ No idea where to begin in terms of critiquing the product or the placement of that apostrophe in the quote. Doesn’t even look like him, they’ve just used [...]

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February 24, 2011 in Real things in shops

POSSIBLE NEXT NEW CAMERA: Olympus E-PL2

With alien tentacle attachment for lighting macro photographs of batteries: Although it’s much more likely we’ll just continue using our telephone as our “main” camera. Life is easier when you behave like a mainstream consumer :(

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December 1, 2010 in Real things in shops

“Tron Shampoo & Conditioner”

Also Tron Hair Gel. An ideal gift for people called Tron this Christmas.

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November 15, 2010 in Real things in shops

POSSIBLE NEXT NEW CAMERA: Samsung NX100

It’s one of those cute, stubby little ones.

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September 15, 2010 in Promotional photography, Real things in shops

Samsung Galaxy Tab and LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!

For all you disenfranchised people who don’t hear about the new stuff, the Samsung Galaxy Tab is a bit like the iPad, only smaller. It’s for people like… this. It doesn’t really “hold court” like the monstrous iPad. Don’t use it as a camera. It looks very, very silly. And don’t do that. It’ll get [...]

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September 7, 2010 in Promotional photography, Real things in shops

APPLE PRETENDS TO INVENT: Buttons

The new iPod Shuffle has “buttons”. Buttons are a new Apple innovation that’ll make it easier then ever before for users to select options, songs etc.

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September 3, 2010 in Real things in shops

The new Apple TV

That’s a rubbish TV. It’s too small and isn’t even widescreen.

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September 1, 2010 in Real things in shops

“…our reintroduction of this legendary form factor”

They’re putting a proper PC into one of these cases. We have one of these cases somewhere, Commodore, if it’s of any use? The internals broke after a vigorous session of playing about with the wiring and making sparks come out of the back of it. We also replaced the internal fuse with tin foil. [...]

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August 27, 2010 in Real things in shops