“BOTH KNEES.”
“I’m a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, Sarah, which one are you? You be the new Airbus, the A380. Not that I’m saying you’re fat or anything. Neeoooowww!”
An extract from Turbulence Ahead, an erotic novel set in the international product demonstration world.
“So give me that. Now what’s a fast coloured? These pants are a cotton/elastane mix, so is that cottons or synthetics? What firmware number does it say on that panel? You can do your things in the sink, this is mine now.”
“…but don’t touch the pomegranate flavour juice. He won’t like it. He really won’t like it. Look, see this scar? That was because I made the mistake of thinking the pomegranate one was strawberry and drank it. If in doubt, just have tap water, he likes that. But not too much as we’re on a water meter and he checks consumption when he gets home. One litre an hour is all he allows. That includes toilet flushes, so only flush solids. Sorry it’s a lot to learn, but I’m sure you’ll soon feel at home.”
Good to see that the terrible air conditioning input fan accident from 2011 isn’t holding her back, plus that additional third hand she’s had fitted ought to really stir things up. Not having a ‘left’ will hinder her versatility, though.
Win a chance to sit next to this woman for ten entire minutes! Simply answer this easy question: What is that silver thing on the tree stump and what kind of batteries are inside it?
…by Roger Hargreaves.
Probably drawn in the late 1990s by Adam Hargreaves, we imagine, but still part of the same universe.