Slicing off your thumb and two largest fingers while laughing about it.
Those fingers were weak. They were not fit to serve the Master.
Even in Scotland.
You have no idea how much I want one of these.
Really need some tables sawing.
Einhell. Apt name.
I see that you took the ferry to the mainland. Oban, Argyll. From the photo you’re standing outside McDougall’s Home Hardware Improvement Centre on Combie St. In the reflection of the store window you can see the green coloured signage of Argyll Kitchen Design Studio next to the Constituency and Regional Office. Also, you’re carrying a Karrimor rucksack.
Don’t worry, I’m not a wetwork specialist hired by Sony to – as the Russians say – liquidate you.
Good Lord! Do they hire the town drunk to paint the lines in the streets there? Looks like the kind of job I might have done.
So how’s the food at that Hong Kong take out place up the street? Worth a try?
It’s for sale. I thought that “SALE” banner just meant you got 10% off bin liners and plungers.
They’ve taken it off the market and are now offering to let.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-37748824.html
Why not stick an “as featured in Idiot Toys” banner on the advert? That should get the price up a bit.
OK, OK, I admit it. I killed him and tried to make it look like a heart attack.
I thought you’d made it look like a horrible table saw accident. I’m confused now.
Killed who and did what?
The blue bit on top – a hat? More of a fez?
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Niiice… teddy on the saw.