Browsing the archives for the Gadgets with FACES category

Gadgets with FACES #242: Melitta E950-103 Caffeo Solo

“Atishooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. NOW PLACE CUP UNDER CREAM SPOUT TO REAR.” “Around the world, around the wo-orld, around the world, around the wo-orld. ”

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December 29, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #241: SML-383 Portable CD-G Karaoke Player

Featuring the same sort of infinite volume red-faced scream as that made by its users. Open and close disc tray = realistic vomiting action.

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December 18, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with SMALL but PERFECTLY FORMED EXTERNAL GENI

Actually, never mind.

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December 11, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES and even ARMS and STUFF #240: Singing Machine ISM1030BT

Could deliver the nearest thing any of us get to a cuddle this Christmas, plus with a bit of effort and some leftover turkey it might be possible to do pretend sex to hole #5 of the speakers. The bass throb could be “her” heart beat. FOUND: Here.

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December 10, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #239: JANTAR Alarm Clock

“I honestly don’t think I can get out of bed today and start doing all the same things that I did yesterday again. And it’s still cold. Why won’t it be spring? I’ll stay in bed until spring. Work won’t mind. They owe me for covering for Jenny last winter when she was off for […]

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March 3, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #238: TDK V513 Wireless Sound Cube

…by Roger Hargreaves. Probably drawn in the late 1990s by Adam Hargreaves, we imagine, but still part of the same universe.

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July 15, 2013 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #237: TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS

Has there ever been a better product name than TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS? No. No way. Well, perhaps in Germany but not over here. Better still, you can buy him if you like him. You could then marry him and change your name to Christopher TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS.

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May 13, 2013 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #236: Einhen 250mm Table Saw

Slicing off your thumb and two largest fingers while laughing about it.

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April 2, 2013 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #235: Samsung CLX-8540ND printer

Not just a face, but a SECRET HIDDEN face, viewable only by those with the necessary training and admin privileges to be allowed to service the user-serviceable parts within the Samsung CLX-8540ND printer. There is a mesmerising video of the toner replacement process here. It loops. It’s worth leaving on a loop.

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July 2, 2012 in Gadgets with FACES