Browsing the blog archives for December, 2015

Gadgets with FACES #242: Melitta E950-103 Caffeo Solo

“Atishooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. NOW PLACE CUP UNDER CREAM SPOUT TO REAR.” “Around the world, around the wo-orld, around the world, around the wo-orld. ”

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December 29, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES #241: SML-383 Portable CD-G Karaoke Player

Featuring the same sort of infinite volume red-faced scream as that made by its users. Open and close disc tray = realistic vomiting action.

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December 18, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with SMALL but PERFECTLY FORMED EXTERNAL GENI

Actually, never mind.

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December 11, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES

Gadgets with FACES and even ARMS and STUFF #240: Singing Machine ISM1030BT

Could deliver the nearest thing any of us get to a cuddle this Christmas, plus with a bit of effort and some leftover turkey it might be possible to do pretend sex to hole #5 of the speakers. The bass throb could be “her” heart beat. FOUND: Here.

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December 10, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES