Browsing the blog archives for May, 2013

Diet tips of the stars revealed

Fizzy miso soup, for that satisfying blend of sweet and savoury and a comforting bloated tummy feeling.

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May 31, 2013 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #237: TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS

Has there ever been a better product name than TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS? No. No way. Well, perhaps in Germany but not over here. Better still, you can buy him if you like him. You could then marry him and change your name to Christopher TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS.

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May 13, 2013 in Gadgets with FACES

“…then CLOSE THE BLOODY DOOR”

“If you even so much as THINK about turning the heating on so you can stand there like that I swear I will go out and dig through the gas pipes myself. It’s the 9th of MAY and therefore never so cold that a jumper and some good socks can’t fix it. Still, glad to […]

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May 9, 2013 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

LG C100 Cheese Fridge. Chuck it in through the top swing lid, take it out of the bottom and apply to/put between toast when needed. Red one comes with a curved bottom for safely controlling tricky edams. Yellow operative available by special arrangement with local supplier.

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May 6, 2013 in Promotional photography