Browsing the blog archives for February, 2015

“Dad, you put your trousers in the fridge again”

“Simon and I have been thinking. We think it’s time you moved in with one of us. You can still have your independence and bring your televisions with you, we just really think it’s time. What if you’d put your trousers in the oven, dad?”

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February 24, 2015 in Promotional photography

Highly commended, Jennifer

Never thought I’d live to see the day that the egg was no longer visible on that griddle pan. One 24-pack of scouring pads and eight hours later and — kerching! — good as new.

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February 23, 2015 in Promotional photography

Congratulations, Cheryl

Installed it herself.

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February 23, 2015 in Uncategorized

*STORMS OUT OF HOUSE*

*WALKS TO LOCAL CHINESE TAKEAWAY IN A MASSIVE SULK WHILE MUTTERING “BLOODY FAKE YOGURT” UNDER BREATH*

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February 20, 2015 in Promotional photography