Browsing the blog archives for March, 2013

Best Achievement in Colour/Whites Separation

She’s now cleared to move up to the trickier “woollen” category.

March 22, 2013 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

The left one makes the wafers, the right one applies the chocolate. Cut to size (attachment due Q3) for the ultimate in bespoke Kit Kats. But don’t do it on the carpet until you’ve got good at it.

March 19, 2013 in Promotional photography


“I suppose it’ll have to be eggs curry. Please tell me there’s rice in one of those containers.”

March 14, 2013 in Promotional photography

“Self-leveling dual-chamber with integrated charge control…”

“…the very latest Printronic live greyscale adjustment sensors feeding out to a double redundant tray alongside in/out jam warnings with user-selectable notification tones and always-on low alert warnings monitored 24/7 by in-house logistics resulting in 99.8% guaranteed uptime when printing the representative average number of pages per day all backed by our two-year on-site maintenance […]

March 11, 2013 in Promotional photography

“I’m sorry, I wasn’t expecting visitors, I usually have much more…”

“…I mean, I usually have lobsters and watermelons, I wasn’t expecting… usually there are vegetables and water in here and… not just beer and cheese. Been a bit busy to get to the shops to buy my usual carrots and… the other fresh things that I usually eat all the time. This isn’t really representative […]

March 8, 2013 in Promotional photography

“New rules regarding dinner from now on, ladies…”

“…NOTHING WHERE I CAN SEE THE EYES OR THE BRAIN OF THE MEAT. And always to be accompanied by some form of potato, even if it’s just on a bed of crisps.”

March 5, 2013 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

Looks like the sort of speaker rich people have either side of their television sets. The top one plays her music, the bottom one is for your music, the one in the middle streams a mutually-agreed joint playlist acceptable by both parties in the event people come round.

March 4, 2013 in Promotional photography