“If you even so much as THINK about turning the heating on so you can stand there like that I swear I will go out and dig through the gas pipes myself. It’s the 9th of MAY and therefore never so cold that a jumper and some good socks can’t fix it. Still, glad to see you got my email about what should and should not go in the fridge.”
I bet she’s left the bloody landing light on again too.