“The Twitter app is now part of the native carousel in firmware 3.2.2….”


“…so you can activate it via the voice control options by selecting the toolbar and paging right to the shortcut menu until the bezel expands to indicate you’ve highlighted the option. You’ll soon get the hang of it. You’ll need to input the Wi-Fi password from the back of the router again though. It’s the one that starts WF38j and remember it needs upper and lower case letters inputting correctly else you’ll be stuck with only the live TV channels for the afternoon until I get back from pilates with Jean. Don’t answer the phone if it rings. Bye.”

September 23, 2014 in Promotional photography


  1. “You left your balls lying on the sideboard. AGAIN! No bondage or hentai cosplay tonight.”
    “I need to take a shit. No, wait … too late.”

  2. Then said Mary unto the television, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?

    And the television answered and said unto her, The Holy App shall come upon thee, and the power of LG shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of Silicon.

  3. This month we’ve been having Grandad’s house redecorated. We’ve gone for a wipe clean floor in the lounge and perpetual January (he doesn’t like the heat). He’s also got a new TV. Or rather, Auntie Margaret has, because she’s always round there and she likes to get on the twitters.

    Grandad got onto the twitters once but thankfully only managed to compose half a tweet to @rachelriley before Margaret noticed and deleted the filthy thing.

  4. Soon Televisions will have televisions on them.

  5. Very sensible to tie his hands behind his back, after what he Skyped to his little Ashley last week.

  6. “what was wrong with the old telly? I don’t know what Penelope sees in this new boyfriend or why he bought us this. I just want to watch my soaps, not use the the facebook.”

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