“I’m sorry, I wasn’t expecting visitors, I usually have much more…”


“…I mean, I usually have lobsters and watermelons, I wasn’t expecting… usually there are vegetables and water in here and… not just beer and cheese. Been a bit busy to get to the shops to buy my usual carrots and… the other fresh things that I usually eat all the time. This isn’t really representative of how I… live.”

March 8, 2013 in Promotional photography


  1. “Other fridge? I don’t see any other fridge here. Oh, you mean the walk-in cupboard? Watch your footing, it’s a bit dark…”

  2. My fridge is full of rotting salads, yoghurts I am not interested in any more and old eggs.

  3. “As you can see, I’ve already eaten all the pies”

    Because she’s fat.

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