“…I mean, I usually have lobsters and watermelons, I wasn’t expecting… usually there are vegetables and water in here and… not just beer and cheese. Been a bit busy to get to the shops to buy my usual carrots and… the other fresh things that I usually eat all the time. This isn’t really representative of how I… live.”
My fridge is full of rotting salads, yoghurts I am not interested in any more and old eggs.
“As you can see, I’ve already eaten all the pies”
Because she’s fat.
hahahahaha, she’s a fat cunt!
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Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
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“Other fridge? I don’t see any other fridge here. Oh, you mean the walk-in cupboard? Watch your footing, it’s a bit dark…”