Advanced Photoshop Tutorial

Today we’ll be giving you a look at how the online world edits images, using a popular photo manipulation tool known as Photoshop. It’s the secret the celebrities use to help them keep looking young and also how they construct complicated drawings, like pictures of proposed skyscrapers and cars that don’t yet exist.

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This is the image we’ll be using as our base for the demonstration. There are one or two unsightly flaws in this picture we would like to eliminate.

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In order to do so, open your legitimately purchased copy of Photoshop and activate the “eraser” tool from the floating left menu bar, then wave it around a bit over the parts of the photograph you would like to make disappear.

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After some time (10-15 minutes at a moderate waving pace), you should end up with a significantly more pleasing image, suitable to adorn the cover of any stylish glossy magazine.

45 Comments
June 3, 2013 by in Promotional photography

45 Comments

  1. Reply
    darksith69
    June 3, 2013 at 8:44 am

    You forgot to mention the “rotate camera in 3d” tool, activated by voice. It’s the rage these days.

  2. Reply
    Feral Techie
    June 3, 2013 at 9:24 am

    “Enhance. Enhance…. never mind, done now.”

  3. Reply
    Enn
    June 3, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Tried “erasing” soms more flaws but it seems they’re all #FFFFFF where it counts. Still managed a good wave on that, though.

  4. Reply
    CrispyF
    June 3, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    Also, never walk up to women in real life shouting “Enhance” every two steps as it makes them nervous and eventually they break formation and scatter.

  5. Reply
    anonymous[1]
    June 4, 2013 at 1:55 am

    I thought that this approach might work better. But as it turns out, I was wrong.

    Or… was I???

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/tunamelt/photoshop-tutorial-3.jpg

  6. Reply
    Prison Hardman
    June 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Bloke has a massive hard one, which is re-routing all his blood from brain to cock. Hence the look.

    When did this site go back online? Why didn’t anybody tell me? You EVIL bunch of people!

  7. Reply
    Men no me
    June 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    I think undo, keep the bloke in. The messaging here is this phablet is so awesomely powerful, anything less than a manly man takes two hands to hold it.

    OK, I really just wanted to type phablet. It’s all the rage now.

  8. Reply
    Phineas
    June 5, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    The bloke looks like the kind of boss that will ask your wife to work late. When she finally gets home, she will smell like she’s been to the gym. Also, those cherries represent the number of work experience girls he has deflowered.

  9. Reply
    Enn
    June 7, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    New Leaf coming soon. Can we expect another liveblog?

    • Reply
      Idiot :(
      July 14, 2013 at 9:15 pm

      No, but it’s AMAZING. Wish I’d spent more time/money on the public works instead of upgrading my house.

      • Reply
        Enn
        July 30, 2013 at 11:50 am

        EXOTIC BUG-FARMING – – YES OR NO?

        • Reply
          Idiot :(
          July 30, 2013 at 6:07 pm

          YES. But only one session a day, netting around 300k bells a time.

          • Enn
            August 4, 2013 at 5:54 pm

            I limited myself to no more than once a week now…
            Sometimes, all that bugmoney doesn’t feel right, y’know?

            Also, the game’s STILL refusing to offer the tatami floor up for sale, so not even unlimited wealth would help me further Japanify my living room.

  10. Reply
    Idiot :(
    August 6, 2013 at 8:03 am

    I’ve maxed my house now, so it’s not that necessary. But I do pop over to check mermaid and cabana items most days.

    • Reply
      Enn
      August 6, 2013 at 10:13 am

      Did you get a dream code, by any chance? Would love to see what you’ve done with the mermaids.

      • Reply
        Idiot :(
        August 7, 2013 at 7:37 pm

        I’ve not done anything fancy or clever, but feel free to rummage while I sleep: 6000 2255 3199

        Still on the lookout for cherries, if you have any. Nintendo seems to have forgotten to sell any cherries-having copies in the UK.

        • Reply
          Enn
          August 8, 2013 at 8:22 am

          I just got a cherry from a neighbour as thanks for giving her a box of tissues. You’re welcome to come and collect some, but we’ll have to exchange fc’s for that, as dreamtowns don’t let you take anything. I’m missing peaches myself, which is a shame as other fruits look so much less like butt.

          My fc is 2036-6991-4307

          • Idiot :(
            August 8, 2013 at 9:07 am

            I have peaches. I’m 3153 4206 8223. Let me know when your cherries have popped and I’ll come over.

          • Enn
            August 8, 2013 at 10:47 am

            Added ya, I’ll let you know so you can come over and fondle my cherries.

            David Croft would’ve loved this game.

          • Enn
            August 12, 2013 at 5:42 pm

            Cherries are ready for plucking, but that ac communicator device thingy of yours never seems to be on. I’ll leave em hanging for when you come by. Bring a peach, would you.

          • Idiot :(
            August 14, 2013 at 5:26 pm

            Oh god, the most important thing in my life and I’ve left you hanging :(

          • Idiot :(
            August 14, 2013 at 5:26 pm

            AND my sad emoticon was broken by the word wrap :((

          • Idiot :(
            August 14, 2013 at 5:27 pm

            Want to schedule a time? Save your poor battery.

        • Reply
          Hippie
          March 9, 2017 at 4:21 am

          I went to tons of links before this, what was I thgnniki?

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  11. Reply
    Enn
    August 14, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    It’s okay, I love how this game so accurately simulates that feeling of loneliness and despair. When I get the masturbation emotion from Dr. Shrunk, my lives will become almost indistinguishable.

    I’m usually playing evenings

    • Reply
      Idiot :(
      August 14, 2013 at 7:15 pm

      Are you on the Twitter? You should tweet me when your gates are open, as this is a terrible real-time communication medium. (@garycutlack)

  12. Reply
    Enn
    August 15, 2013 at 6:36 am

    Alas, no twitter, I have very little to tell the world. This may be hard to organize. Maybe you could switch on the ingame communicator when the 3ds friends app signals I’m online. My ds ususally starts flashing for a bit when someone connects theirs to the internet. If that doesn’t work, we’ll have to resort to the shameful real-life scheduling of a digital fruit exchange.

    • Reply
      Idiot :(
      August 15, 2013 at 8:59 am

      That doesn’t stop most people *pauses for laughter*.

      I tried a few times last night but you didn’t have your gate open. I’ll try again tonight.

  13. Reply
    Enn
    August 15, 2013 at 11:10 am

    I’ll open up my gates. The angry mob probably won’t hurt you, but keep your finger on the sprint button just in case.

  14. Reply
    Enn
    August 17, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    Apparently, as Portia’s since become ill, and she’s subtly hinting it might be herpes.

  15. Reply
    Enn
    August 19, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    Gary, if Sahara ever gives you the tatami floor or shoji screen wall, could you store them for me, if you happen not to use them yourself? I’ll pay whatever price you ask. I can also give you my eternal gratitude in return, which might come in handy when I eventually become successful in life. Which I will, as being a mayor in acnl has shown me I am really quite capable at politics and economy.

    • Reply
      Idiot :(
      August 21, 2013 at 6:43 pm

      Not had those yet. He gives me junk.

      • Reply
        Debrah
        March 9, 2017 at 5:10 am

        A simple and inlntligeet point, well made. Thanks!

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        April 18, 2017 at 3:38 pm

        You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and how you keep going to see if they’re there yet?And I’ll kill them when they arrive. Sicilian “iktsuarpok”

      • Reply
        http://www.janganstop.com/
        April 23, 2017 at 6:33 pm

        CONGRATULATIONS Becky! I am looking forward to seeing your GKD stamp lines. I have loved what I have seen so far. Your kind words about Gina are so “spot-on”! She is one of the most caring, genuine and sweetest souls in the world! Your partnership with Gina and the StampTV team is going to be a HUGE success. Hugs! Sean

      • Reply
        Men no me
        April 25, 2017 at 6:15 pm

        This is all secret squirrel code, right?

        If we parse this, “Becky” is in trouble. Her “GKD stamp lines” are code for taking the train. “Love” must refer to trouble. “Gina” is the operative on the ground, “spot on” refers to a meeting location.

        No idea what hugs are.

        So, Becky is bolting on the train and will meet Gina at the secret spot. Good luck with that! It’s that or gibberish to support the link.

  16. Reply
    GigerPunk
    September 3, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    When did this place become an animal crossing blog?
    What happened to Teclast and the batteries?
    I’m feeling even more out of the loop than usual.

  17. Reply
    Enn
    September 5, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    I think it all started june 7th…

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