Gadgets with FACES #239: JANTAR Alarm Clock


“I honestly don’t think I can get out of bed today and start doing all the same things that I did yesterday again. And it’s still cold. Why won’t it be spring? I’ll stay in bed until spring. Work won’t mind. They owe me for covering for Jenny last winter when she was off for four months with SAD.”


The Acctim Mini Bell also has a nice sad backside, complete with diseased spots and assorted warts.

March 3, 2015 in Gadgets with FACES


  1. I see the JANTAR still features a button dispenser on top, which is just so handy when you pop one off at least every day on the tube.

  2. Prison Hardman

    But wanking is still free.

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