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“And there’s no need to use the remote control if you’re that close to it. You’re needlessly wasting the battery”.
“Miss IFA? Miss IFA? You’re supposed to hold this one on the floor. Put it down, like a broom. Like it’s a digital broom”.
“IT’S MISS IFA AND SHE IS IN TROUBLE!”
“TOOT TOOT! COMING THROUGH! TOOT TOOT!”
The MMX is available in purple or blue, and left or right handed options.
Cup of tea on the left one. Don’t want the right one getting ruined.
“…after all, it is your special day”.
“I can’t enjoy this limited collection of 3D trailers for childrens’ films without my special glasses.”
Featuring a name thought up back when “.com” still symbolised excitement and the glamour of a future technical age.
Lost a few teeth and had an eye gouged out in a fight with a Neo Geo Pocket Colour. Menu/Sound/Pause is a scar, ABCD a robotic replacement eye.
“…because it really builds up back there were the cables all mesh together.”
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